THE DAILY DESK / ISSUE 056EST. EVERY MONDAY

BIG BEAK ENERGY. LOW BATTERY.

BIG BEAK.
SMALL TALK.
SAME DESK.

Meet DeskBeak. The biggest beak in the office, with absolutely nothing left to say. Another day, another desk, another meme.

Meet the employee Official X COMING SOON
$DSKBK

The contract address has not been announced.

“This could’ve
been a meme.”
DESKBEAK / CURRENTLY AT WORK
DeskBeak, a tired toucan with an enormous golden beak, wearing a rumpled white office shirt and loose red tie.
EMPLOYEE NO. 056 PHYSICALLY PRESENT
BORN TO SQUAWK.
FORCED TO WORK.
9 TO 5. BEAK STAYS SHUT.
99+ TASKSZERO SMALL TALKONE VERY BIG BEAKSAME DESK, DIFFERENT DAY

01 / PERSONNEL FILE

THE BEAK
BEHIND
THE DESK.

OVERQUALIFIED
FOR SMALL TALK

Some birds fly south.
This one takes the elevator.

A wrinkled shirt. A loose tie. A beak that enters the meeting five minutes before the rest of him. DeskBeak was born to make noise. Then he got a desk job.

$DSKBK is a meme for the office mood: the endless inbox, the coffee that went cold, and the heroic effort of looking available.

JOB TITLE
Senior Vice President of “Fine.”
SPECIAL SKILL
Turning coffee into unread emails.
CURRENT STATUS
Mentally at lunch.

02 / AN AVERAGE WORKDAY

ANOTHER DAY.
SAME OPEN TABS.

High expectations.
Low social battery.
Excellent beak.

MONDAY. AGAIN.
DeskBeak at his office workstation, surrounded by the familiar chaos of another workday.
09:00 Log in. Zone out.12:00 Lunch is a personality.17:00 Born to clock out.

FOR YOUR NEXT GROUP CHAT.

Grab the avatar Grab the banner

03 / FROM THE BREAK ROOM

PER MY
LAST MEME.

A little office wisdom.
Absolutely no action items.

INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: THE BIG BEAKTO: EVERYONE STILL HERE

My calendar is full.
My expression is empty.

MEMO 01 / 05

THE BIGGEST BEAK. THE SHORTEST REPLY.

SEE YOU
MONDAY.

$DSKBK

Same desk.
Same bird.
Entirely different meme.

OFFICIAL X
Coming soon.